Hey, person who's sending me Twitch verification codes on my phone ummmmmmmm.... stop trying to log in to my account. Thanks 👍

Just got called “bud” at a drive thru and my fragile masculinity is triggered

I'm live bitches twitch.tv/MrAssister_

I don’t get worked up about celebrity deaths but Peter Mayhew fucked me up. #RIPPeterMayhew

If anyone knows how to fix an aux port that only plays audio from the left side let me know. Otherwise, I better start looking for a new case...

I know it’s a meme at this point but I’m changing my schedule again for summer. This schedule is entirely subjective to how busy I am. If I am free at these times this is when I’m streaming. Sun-Thu: 7PM Fri: 10AM Sat: Either 1PM or 7PM All times in CST twitch.tv/MrAssister_

I don’t think the ‘you were going to be disappointed no matter what!’ rebuttal to this season’s Game of Thrones criticism checks out. It’s not an ~unsatisfying ending~, it’s that characters have lost traits, loyalties, and convictions with 0 explanation. ...And gained plot armor.

And to start off the new schedule..... An off-schedule stream LIVE @ 4 twitch.tv/MrAssister_

First New Years and now today. I hate forgetting I have a day off.

That being said what else am I gonna do this morning. Thats right bitches. LIVE AT 9AM twitch.tv/MrAssister_

Gold Cup was trash no bias #USAvsMEX

Finally Ninja will disappear from Twitch and fade from relevancy. Cheers all round!

Going LIVE in 20 minutes. Be ready. twitch.tv/MrAssister_

Coming to a stream near you

Ok I NEED to stream the next run

Oops I did it again...

twitch.tv/familiarleaf warzone with MrAssister

Im going live at 8:30 PM CST playing Minecraft with @TheWhaletooth & striker139 twitch.tv/MrAssister_

Returning to streaming tonight, 8pm central. Looking to do 3 days a week start, tentative schedule is Tuesday, and Wednesday at 8pm and Saturday 12pm.