Baseballs back! Hopefully...

Hail to the Washington Football Team

Instajam ™ : Social media for the finest jellies and preserves

They actually want your blood not your skin, and it’s only the females so that they can produce eggs and allow their species to continue. So really you’re a part of the mosquitos circle of life, be happy, that’s a beautiful thing.

This might be the first year I’m actually going to be happy about Christmas taking over stores in October. Shoot they could start in September really, go wild with it.

It’s beginning to feel real spooky outside...

As it turns out The Weakest Link....low key electric.

The old head on the motorcycle across the street blasting “Act A Fool” on their Saturday morning ride is a damn vibe if I’ve ever seen one.

That’s 21 skunk. Pass the sticks 👀

This is March.

That crunch just be hitting different....

Dropping the stimmies with March madness around the corner $PENN

Now that the stimmy is hitting accounts I wonder how long it’s gonna take for PS5 and Xbox’s to restock...

We sleep in May.

7-1 through the first six minutes...Loyola and Oregon St should both be losing right now.

Overs are shaking in their boots right now.

We are devastated and completely heartbroken. Demaryius' humility, warmth, kindness and infectious smile will always be remembered by those who knew him and loved him.

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”