This is how u know Stolitz is forever. Stolas was hanging onto Blitz for dear life and he never let him fall who knows how long they were like this until I got home and fixed it 😔

i genuinely thought this was a call out tweet at first

im watching "2 broke girls" for the first time and... tall oblivious ex-rich girlie who lost everything and is now roommates with emotionally stunted hilarious hottie? and they have a horse? and work together? im gonna make this about stolitz pos-banishment

I noticed this fandom is full of married people,,, plz tell me how to get a wife I'm begging

everyone's following me back after this i genuinely love when this happens

Wish there was like a hellaverse dating app. I can’t date normal ppl who don’t know what I’m yapping about

People keep talking about how flat Stolas's butt is when Blitz literally looks like this

I’m convinced Vassago would buy Stolas merch if given the opportunity

blitzø is stronger than me because if I’D walked out onto that balcony only to be confronted with this view i’d have been on my knees begging and pleading for a chance, even a mere sniff-

I just realized Charlie is the only girl in the Hotel with two eyes 😭

me and my friends if i had friends

and they just proved my point

Good morning

i had to do this

does anyone have a high res version of this photo they can reply with/dm so i can set it as my mac background plzzzzz