Just had to explain my first meme for my mother. I am a #milenial

I couldn't find my phone in any of my pockets. Because it was in my hand. #ihaveacollegeeducation

Thanks @TroyLoftin for taking me to EST/LA where they give you a free cookie for checking in on social media!! #freecookie #19playsin2019

My dad can wear a suit!??!? The lengths a father will go to for love... Happy Father's Day MMM! -MMPMM instagram.com/p/Byy-i7RgQT6/…

Finally my year and a half working on food truck are paying off!! Truly a pleasure and an honor to work with all of you!

Wow! Canada really gets this whole gender thing!!! #setlife #Canadia #LadyM @ Vancouver, British Columbia instagram.com/p/B0BmdZ4Aiq1/…

Catching a closing night!!

Just did a reading at EST/LA and now I get a cookie!!! Come to #winterfest2020 !!

Thank you so much @henryalexkelly for helping turn Lidia Porto's and my story into a script!! Excited to see what happens with it and I can't wait to create more with the both of you!!

I have a joke about Prometheus that'll really eat at you

God Bless America x.com/alyankovic/sta…

Love and joy to all of you! Remember to smile 😊, remember to give thanks 🙏🏻 remember to give and receive love ❤️

what I tried to type: "Good! I was afraid you'd have nothing to remember me by" what voice to text heard: "Renault"

Ice cream for breakfast again, 10-year old me would be so proud

I wish I had clones.. or a time machine.. any of those two-places-at-once technologies

Friend: just go outside Me outside: Why didn't you tell me about this place sooner?