my spotify for the past month

some examples of “non-students”:
-faculty
-journalists
-students from other schools (esp in CUNY network)
-alumni
-supporters/observers (a common feature of pretty much every protest/picket line!)

spreading these dumbass pie graphs without context/verification is irresponsible

NEW: Around 100 protesters were arrested on Saturday at a pro-Palestine encampment at @northeastern University, but not the pro-Israel agitator whose hate speech got everything shut down. My latest for The Daily Beast:

thedailybeast.com/pro-israel-agi…

read a book idiot!!!

my girl from twitter

this is on the watch of a democratic mayor, governor, and president. And they expect to convince voters that we need to reelect them in order to stave off authoritarianism? ...How?

New York City says it can’t afford to keep its libraries open on the weekends but it can afford to spend literally millions in one night in cop overtime pay to beat the shit out of undergrads sitting still on their own campus. That should infuriate everyone except fascist idiots.

i heard the new NYPD riot gear has a special crotch for when cops get scared of art history majors with cardboard signs and go peepee and poopoo in their pants. the feature cost $3 billion.

Israel destroyed all the universities in Gaza.

literally me five minutes ago before buying some new pants

today i was on a train where a person was having a seizure a few cars down. no one on the entire train was capable of helping, we had to express it to the next major stop. finally arrived and three cops walked almost in slow motion with 0 urgency while someone seized. useless.

HEY NYC!! THIS IS ON TUESDAY!!

Me trying not to mention how many threesomes I had in college whenever people talk about Challengers (2024)

my sharps box hasn’t arrive yet so I’ve been using a box of Barilla pasta for my discarded T needles

the #greysanatomy cameos go crazy

Three hundred bodies exhumed from a mass grave *in a fucking hospital* including the bodies of medics *still in scrubs and wearing handcuffs* and the loudmouths are sucking up all the energy arguing over whether students and other people are protesting the correct way

I got really down on myself after realizing it’s biologically impossible for me to have a cock like GirthMaster.

Then I remembered that I buy my dicks, and got to shopping.

Now I’m down on myself bc I realized it’s financially impossible for me to have a dick like GirthMaster.

we just looked up girthmaster

TUE 4/30: Caroline, motti, and Clara Olshansky Host A Gay-Ass Storytelling Show!

The best queer comedians in town come together for a gay-ass storytelling show, feat. Nico Carney Jessica Henderson 🌈👩🏾‍🌾👁 Aminah Imani @arjunbanerjee7 + julia!

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