Hey Cody Johnston! I wrote you into my book "America is Dead!", which is a comedy about right-wing grifters trying to solve Donald Trump's murder. Ben Shapiro is one of the narrators, & you have a showdown with him in in chapter 2. hoggworks.com/america-is-dea…

Is Time Cook standing on Solar Panels? #wwdc2024

Ahh, we're at that favourite time of the year, when I ask "why is Apple focusing on Messages app updates in the keynote for a developer conference?" #wwdc2024

Nice to see that Apple has invented gmail's Priority Inbox. #wwdc2024

Oh shit, is Apple Sherlocking Athlytic? #wwdc2024

Okay, the #wwdc2024 keynote has gone beyond awkward to an intentional corniness that's ... pretty good, actually. Also, are they not actually going to talk about AI?

I don't know, giving in to the dumb Generative AI fad doesn't seem like it should be "the next big step for Apple." #wwdc2024

BEHOLD, THE FUTURE: "You can make a drawing of your mother in a cape" Boy, this seems useful. #wwdc2024

Excited to see the subscription fee for Apple Intelligence. #wwdc2024

Did they have an incorrect suggestion in the Apple Intelligence writing demo?

What about the battery life, though?

Ugh, chatgpt.

Chapter 2 of my book "America is Dead!" is available to read, for free! briandhogg.substack.com/p/chapter-2

Video version of America is Dead! chapter 2 is up: youtube.com/watch?v=hKCK3T…

It's Ben Shapiro, Mitch McConnell and Alex Jones investigating the murder of Donald J. Trump! youtube.com/watch?v=hKCK3T… #trump2024 #trump #satire

Solved it.

"No, ThE AcoLyTE iSn'T BeInG ReViEw BoMbEd!" forbes.com/sites/paultass…

Uhhh

OH man, JD Vance is so screwed.