People who constantly use the word ‘awesome’ over age 25. Them #twat #pethate

Kirstie’s fill your house with useless shit for free - some test paid her for this crap #tv

The #Brexit dream if ever there was one, is dead

Time to blow the gaff on #thesalesman will be named soon watch this space

Looking at Theresa May’s expression in parliament tonight I think the description is ‘ face like a spanked arse ‘

Sack the idiot #DominicCummngs

NO WE WILL NOT MOVE ON if it is important to end this issue so people are not angry - then sack him #SackCummims

Haha Sir Trevor is having a laugh in #secretmediteranean which bit of this tosh is actually ‘secret’ ?

F**k me #taskmaster is dull

Being stalked by Fucking Catweasel, what a c**t get a proper haircut - #undersoap

Major Rubbish and Colonel Crap nowhere to be seen

P.R. Has got to be the most worthless job in the world. Everyone I've met who does it is completely clueless

I'm on a train

Sometimes I just need to express myself - and why not?

Sometimes life is about dealing with undesirable people - notice I refrained from cuss words

Can't help thinking #JoanRivers was just a dried up nasty old racist #justsaying

Salmond shows himself up as a twat - can't support the democratic wish of his people so he bottles #sorelosers #indyref #coward

Hundred percent Scottish - what does that mean anymore? #indyref #glasgow

Wishing the Uncreative crust a really new year

The Brits have always been shit - why is that still a surprise ?