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One time, I edited butt sweat stains off of offensive linemans' pants. The OL coach walked in and saw my monitor zoomed in on a bunch of his guys' asses. He said, "what the hell are you doing?" I turned off the mask layer for the ass crack sweat; he said, "carry on" and left

This made me really sad. My wife and I watch every episode of worst cooks. I genuinely learned so much from her. Anne Burrell is the patron saint of people starting out in the kitchen 😭

The time stamps from the group chat during the Pacers game last night lmao

NASA stairs. No comments. Good stairs.

Those stairs are from 1,600 years ago or like 16 years ago. There is no in between. Either way, murder stairs.

Stairs can kill. If this tread snaps, it's a 40 foot tumble over those guardrails into a ravine or some broken ribs because you slammed into a guardrail. 0 out of 10.

Wagner 3436 in Telluride, CO

Another act of senseless violence

When I was like 8, I went to the Lego Store in Chicago and got my head stuck in the revolving door. The fire department had to get my head out of the door, and now I'm a firefighter.

Unfortunately, yes.

Find yourself someone who loves you as much as Dollard, Quebec loves pools.

Now that's what I call Big Ten Football

MLB, I have a new All Star Game rule for you. The two pitchers who are leading the league in home runs allowed for each league have to sit behind the dugout all game in full uniform and only get to join the dugout if it goes to a derby

In 1927, a stone mason built this fountain at Lyons Hall at Notre Dame. The running water is a student crying looking at his report card.

Somehow closer to Waluigi Pinball than stairs.

5 years ago, a company ghosted my interview without an explanation. I rebooked it on the HR lady's calendar app. Interviewer: "Discuss a time you brought a project back on track." Me: "Well, you missed my interview yesterday. I rebooked it. Here we are." I did not get that job

Atlanta has unlimited Coke. The soda fountains do not have water. Unhinged.

Not code. Lean on it, and it's permanently bent. Only thing this is good for is using it for leverage to yeet yourself off of it.

No.

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