White people are at their best when they are fighting other white people

Carly on iCarly was a Podcaster

Pointing out that a Fictional Character created by someone who hasn't completely rejected the status quo would be problematic if said fictional character was real

Leftist Twitter? More like Parasocialism.

We are going to destroy turbo tax

I don't mean to brag. But doctors absolutely despise me.

Sorry babe talking about real world issues would look really weird next to my 500th tweet about cum. You understand

Instead of "they're not gonna like this one" its "they're gonna misconstrue this one"

Itachi-Leninism

All the clout in the world can't save you from this next attack

"I want it well done but not burnt" Yeah I would fucking imagine

If colleges were actually marxist brainwashing centers then the CIA would have done regime changes on them by now

"I am just having fun on Twitter dot com" -somebody who probably just said something genuinely awful

We are selling rahm emmanuel for 3 dollars please somebody come eat him

What if everybody you ever masturbated to unionized

"Technically this isn't even capitalism its corporatism or crony capitalism" bro das kapital was written in 1867