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Zoey played with the guy from the power company for like ten minutes yesterday. I love that my dog is dog therapy for city workers and delivery drivers 💕

People are always so happy to see that little dog

Asking every rando that knocks on the door if they’re gonna come back and rob me later. Think twice bitch

I have a no soliciting sign that works 50% of the time 😒

Why do adults feel the need to lecture me I am 31. My mom doesn’t even yell at me anymore go kick rocks bitch

I also have more responsibility at my job than most of your moms

Every time I creep someone on the busted page they have “digital creator” in their bio. Okay why are you stealing from dollar tree then..

I think I’m gonna start a side hustle then harass the hell out of my friends and family to give me money

Debating quitting my job and giving myself the summer off 😏

Won’t take me off Saturdays? Take me off all the days then.

Finally had a beer with the neighbors. He was nice enough to point out the other two white families in the neighborhood 😂

My new job prefers you to wear polo shirts and I’m debating going to Aeropostale and getting one in every pastel color like it’s ‘05

Quitting my job today 🤪

My neighbors have been yelling “you gon die today” at each other for like a half hour….at what point do I take someone seriously

Should I ask them if they’re forealzies or just playing

I told minimal people I was quitting my job then Irish goodbyed almost everyone on my last day 😂

“Wait, I’ll never see you again?” Me:

My memory care patient dubbed me “mom” because I’m so bossy 🫠😂

Th neighborhood children play on the sidewalk in front of my house because their parents can’t see them. Today the kids were playing “diddy party” 😂😭

I consider myself a safe adult but the kids next door won’t stop jumping from their porch to my driveway so when someone gets hurt ima just close the blinds cuz I didn’t see shit