It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 25 Jan 2015 (via Twi Age 🥳).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 25 Jan 2015 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 25 Jan 2015 (via Twi Age 🥳).

"I might eat a cigarette. I'm seriously thinking about it."

"I went to a house party tonight. It was fun I may have gotten into a fistfight I have a black eye and my knuckles are bleeding.

"I... What did I come back to?"

"...I don't quite remember what happened these last two days but... I have a new tattoo."

"Hello anyone there? I'm bored and alone."

"I can feel the salt in the air."

"I just fucking stubbed my toe on nothing so I'm going to become a self loathing super villain bent on destroying the earth."

"My first order of business is to kill my family and friends and leave one sole survivor to come back in ten or so years and kill me."

"But after they've gone through a bunch of ridiculous training, of course."

"And boom the entire rest of my life has been planned out."

"Manly."

"One thing I sure as hell am not."

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 2 years (since 25 Jan 2015). And you? TwiAge.com

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