Overheard Midwesterner at lunch: “Coleslaw is a palate cleanser.” 😂

To this day I get angry about #DragonBallZ fights lasting two episodes because of the staring.

I hate when you throw a virtual file into the trash and the bin immediately looks full. ...chill, ok?

All this being-at-home-when-I-don’t-want-to has me nostalgic for a mid-2000s VH1 documentary.

Vitamin D is a helluva party drug.

What if baby wants to be in the corner… #introvert

It’s pretty bad when I don’t even trust Fox News to give an accurate groundhogs day ruling.

At least you can’t be forced to get a COVID vaccination while you carry an unwanted pregnancy to term

The dude who cried about beer on TV has made a BIG decision about your life, ladies!

intellectually knowing that something is coming does not prepare you for the devastation in the body when it hits

MAKING ABORTIONS ILLEGAL WONT STOP PEOPLE FROM HAVING THEM, IT STOPS THEM FROM HAVING SAFE ONES

Overheard in Thailand: “Got my money belt on, and I’m ready to partyy!”