unarushia your corporate baddie a philosophical conundrum in the morning to challenge her mind na office husband anamuuliza "leo unavaa thong ama unakam ukiwa commando"

Don’t study finance. Study engineering, you’ll end up in finance.

Pale driving lessons wimenz wanaezawamaliza walai

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe

😭😭😭 Bro was among the first few people to own a Bentayga in this country and is being asked what finance firm he was at??? 20’ - 22’ watched him beat the market and give solid signals on NSE equities. myTradeSignals is who he thinks he is!!

"So nikapatia Charisma lift, pale kwa roundabout, mafans wake waka..."

Bankers wamepata bonus MFs riding high this week

When your best friend of 10 years pulls out a walkie talkie and says "move in we have enough evidence"

When both manager and team lead are on leave The team:

Might as well leave my balls at the door

“Who should we lay off first?” Tech CEOs:

Equity CEO James Mwangi has received a Sh90.8 million bonus alone for the year ended Dec 2025. His total compensation hit Sh276 million for just one year, the first time it has crossed that level.

The main thing I love about matumbo hate is it keeps the prices low. 😂

That speech from Fight Club makes more sense every day, especially for modern men who haven't found a calling worth pursuing or dedicating their lives to.

The fact that Al shabaab can import drones to harm us through our own country speaks volume on how this country has gone to the dogs. Ebu jaribu kuimport drone moja uone zile processes utapitishwa

Well then ..

Msee wa nduthi ameanguka kwa rally ya politician akaletwa casualty na Fracture ya neck of femur sahi ameambiwa DHS ni 150k na SHA haicover. Tunangoja amalize kulia tumwambie hata hatuna maji theatre aende another hospital as self referal juu ambulance pia haina mafuta

A new report reveals that substandard fuel meant to be returned was instead pumped into Kenya’s main pipeline and sold to dealers. The 60,000-tonne consignment had sulphur levels four times above permitted limits.

Rongai is not a real place , A monkey took my neighbor’s bra from the hanging line and put it in my wardrobe. I am finding it hard to explain to my girlfriend that no girl has visited my place. Kenya Wildlife Service please do something about this 🙏. I am under siege right now.