Remarkable: Border Patrol officers commit crimes at a higher rate than undocumented immigrants do. doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-101-how-… (details in image alt text. credit Garrett M. Graff)

They’re gonna take Kristi Noem out back only for her to see a dog holding a shotgun

san francisco was just called san fran until 1991 when cisco systems paid the city 47 billion dollars to append cisco to its name. the inhabitants are very touchy about people using the original name now, for legal reasons. it's a violation of contract law

whenever my friends launch games i change my alias to something related to that game to fuck with them. i love it

I don't know about that Temu

Pound for pound maybe the greatest tweet ever

We’re reaching levels of Boomer Luxury Communism never seen before.

Everytime you get sick from an infectious disease for the next 20 years please remember that this admin canceled multiple promising vaccine developments to give you this idiot slop instead

overwatch is my favorite Team Fortress 2like

on Plundr, the pirate dating app, accidentally swiped starboard on a siren :/

“Only eat food with ingredients you can pronounce!” Ok well what if I’m really good at pronouncing words? What if I’m just a better reader than you? Is it healthier for me?

it’s insane that a decade ago we all agreed that giving mass shooters the attention they desired was a bad thing but now because rightwingers will quite literally lie about the shooter every single time we all have to be acutely aware of the shooters intentions and ideology

trumpkanda forever

Would be a shame if an older fat lady went there carrying a giant rock

Dr. Liberal