the couple from bushwick/ridgewood that are “looking for a cute third to spoil and play with”

🥾

Did JT say “we in runway, you bitches in DRKSHDW”???? Omfg

Was about to pull up to the TikTok rizz party in my office siren-core outfit but then I remembered I need to be mindful of why I was invited to the section…

yall… it’s here… I think we’re going to be okay open.spotify.com/track/0e1KTuaw…

send me to 2016 I want to be in 2016

unfortunately I am dedicated to being the most obnoxious version of myself possible. everyone is going to have to put up with me until I die or kill me.

my grandma gonna be mad asl when she sees I got her name tatted on me lol

I've never been in a relationship.
I've never been to a party.
I've never tried alcohol.
I’ve never had sex.
All my focus is on Fortnite.

thinking about the time I got blackout drunk w my coworker and he told me I was telling him I want to die and he said “suck it up, we all want to die”

they need to put Drake back on TikTok omg im going to **** up the wh1te house

#furdu24 mb for not posting in ages 😅

Rick Owens: SS17 sequin bomber
Rick Owens: SS20 golf shirt
Rick Owens: SS18 crop tee
Rick Owens: FW13 pony hair boots
Yasuyuki Ishii: Leopard denim

I’m clocked in at my 9-5 asking my coworkers “what’s the vibe-iana” in meetings

I would fuck this up so bad rn

The purpose of nature is the advancement and development of life

oomf said my hobbies involve going on side quests I was like wait…. So true

I may be a bitchless virgin but-

one day I will stop falling in love with you
someday someone will like me like I like you

an angel dies every time some short bitchless creep buys his first mamiya rz67