In Missouri we believe that even low skill workers deserve more than a living wage, that's why we’re prioritizing a 300% pay increase for Police Officers. #moleg

Here in Missouri, things have been really looking up! Gas is up. Rent is up. White fragility is up. Food is up. Transphobia is up. Racism is up. Gun sales is up. Poverty is up. Everything’s looking up!

Due to high gas prices, we will allow anyone to siphon the gas out of any vehicle with a blue lives matter bumper sticker.

BREAKING: Missouri becomes the first state to mandate potholes and construction on every road at the worst possible time.

ATTENTION: We are issuing a new method of communication for all drivers across the state. It's not something that needs to be added to your vehicle, as it's already installed. We call them turn signal lights.

ppl from st. charles be like damn I gotta be the meanest person possible and also date a cop by 11:59

white people scared to get robbed in STL then they go to brewery then spend $14 on a beer

My 2023 budget: roads: $4.8million schools: $13k handouts to the corporations: $3 billion public transport: -$4k police militarization: $3.8 billion Libraries: -$48million

All public transportation in MO is slowed down to allow riders to enjoy scenic views along the route.