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Everything is going according to plan, friends. The revolutionary ketamine induced plan, that is.

Late in the Biden presidency I became quite concerned about POTUS' senility, the use of drugs in the White House, and the general question of what unelected persons are really running the country. Oh boy,do I feel relieved now - on all counts!

It comes with the jacket

eigenrobot Worth considering the possibility that the sensitive data accessed by DOGE can become a foundation for a J. Edgar Hoover-like lifelong position of unchecked government power for EM

SLAVA UKRAINI

Zelensky right now

To all the European leaders: KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.

Credit where credit is due: a beautiful NYT Connections layout today. And perhaps an important message: we may all be "refiners" without even realizing it #severance

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eigenrobot In your jurisdiction: Is the gyre widening? / Can the falcon hear the falconer?

"BUY GROCERIES FOR THE LAST TIME!" - the famous anti-communist poster from Russia's 1996 election gains a new meaning in America on this "Liberation Day"

Trump's idiotic beliefs about trade and tariffs fit squarely into my old theory that as random dudes get more power, they make the world chaotic because they can easily find people who'll help put their crazy ideas into action

Happy Easter to all who celebrate! Enjoy my annual Easter 🥚 thread, in which you meet cute animals🐶🦜🐰& my great-grandma, and see artistic ingenuity win over Soviet oppression.

Judging from the signed version of the US-Ukraine minerals deal, my take on Zelensky's Oval Office performance aged well. Vance's theatrics cost the US untold billions - absolute 🤡, he'll probably f*** up just as much with Greenland etc

S3 of #TheRehearsal Nathan in E1: "I know little about politics but I want to run for sanitation commissioner. So I'll rehearse building a campaign." Nathan in finale: "...but I already *am* President of the United States" Viewer: "Wait, what? [Opens newspaper] Wow, nice job!"

On the left is the only photo I have of my great-grandfather Mikhail Turchin, likely taken at some point during WW1. On the right is ChatGPT's rendering of what he really looked like.

Each night heralds praise the King's name& courtiers stage elaborate shows for his glory Each morn he empties his bowels off the castle wall x.com/realDonaldTrum…