Please please can someone start a petition to stop UK Prime Minister putting out centre-justified text

We’ve geet a dog.

FFS 🤢

Walking the dog is the best!

Happy Monday

They say they’re from ‘the 5’

Waited until it was common knowledge to say owt but this lad was one of the finest on here. Quite often we'd be last up and chatting bollocks through to the next day. Posted him an entire Zimmer frame once and when sober neither of us could remember why Rest in peace now mate

I was only mentioning this to sarah yesterday 😂

Just heard Starmer’s “I’ve been to Scunthorpe” and all I could think of was Enfield’s Yorkshireman ‘don’t talk to me of sophistication … I’ve been to Leeds’

Morning fuckos. ‘Scuse the emergency hat

Pip pip

Free money - never in doubt (backed at HT) 😂😂😂

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Best defender in the werrrrld - my arse

It’s time for the best bit of Whisky Galore (bbc2) - Gordon Jackson has been corrupted and away we go

You know when Del gave Rodney a massive overcoat - did he give one to Lovejoy as well? #sundaybrunch

Quality duffelling from Peck and Niven for Saturday night