T-3 days until i get to hug people i haven’t seen in so long. beyond happy.

just moved into my sorority. living w 90 hot girls, feeling like Hugh Hefner up in this bitch.

god loves me. ik that bc i’m drinking a four loko rn.

yk how people say bless you after you sneeze. i think something should be said after you hiccup

burnt the roof of my mouth. contemplating drowning myself in ice water.

what’s the word for hangxiety on steroids?bc yeah i got that rn

i’m creating a law that anytime i’m intoxicated no cameras are allowed out.

yk what’s sounds great rn. an electric chair.

it’s “case scenario” not “casenario”?? i’m flabbergasted.

just texted my brother “hi” over/under 18 hours til i get a reply? i’m taking the over.

does avocado melt if put in the microwave?

the fact that you can mix colors to make other colors makes me so so happy. i think it’s adorable

just remembered i’ll prob never know how to solve a rubix cube. feeling defeated.

i just counted 14 bruises on my body. i don’t know how i got a singular one.

when to use “effect” vs. “affect”? don’t know, never will.

it’s prob so frustrating for dogs to listen to us talk all day and never know what tf were saying but have to be like halfway listening in case we say one of the 6 words they know. h

i just made the coolest catch after i knocked something over. god i need a gopro following me at all times.

the thought of having quadruplets is sending me into a spiral.

5 people in the past 3 days have told me to get tested for autism.

i feel like i’m another life i was the mascot for my college.