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Naif Bartlett

@mizsterb

The therapist pumping through your Twitters, delivering just what you need (mostly retired now though sry)

Mizzou '14

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The proud face of a dog who ate 16, yes SIXTEEN, large Dentastix out of the treat drawer while I was gone for an hour. I found two more buried in the couch cushions, and one more (at least???) buried in my bedding. Filing a police report

The proud face of a dog who ate 16, yes SIXTEEN, large Dentastix out of the treat drawer while I was gone for an hour. I found two more buried in the couch cushions, and one more (at least???) buried in my bedding. Filing a police report
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Today's episode of Pardon My Take is basically an entire episode of Cartman tasting Scott Tenorman's tears and I could listen to 5 more hours of this

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I would not have made it out of 2014 without this dog, and he continues to pay it forward 🥹 Koda Appreciation Tweets™

I would not have made it out of 2014 without this dog, and he continues to pay it forward 🥹 Koda Appreciation Tweets™
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A stray dog just followed me into a bar because I was petting him outside. Instead of kicking him out, my waitress brought him food. Latin America forever.

A stray dog just followed me into a bar because I was petting him outside. Instead of kicking him out, my waitress brought him food.

Latin America forever.
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Mizzou coming ready for war in the first half and clawing its way back late in the second half isn't anything to be mad at. Damn proud of that game.

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Mizzou is up 36-7 with 4 mins left and the majority of this crowd has stayed to watch Tennessee be repeatedly dragged through the GD mud. Real shame a kind fan base like Tennessee's has to be put through this ordeal. Truly a shame.

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Six straight times playing for the AFC Championship. Four Super Bowl appearances in five years. I will never ever ever take this feeling for granted. Just wish Mahomes could win on the road in the playoffs

Six straight times playing for the AFC Championship. Four Super Bowl appearances in five years. I will never ever ever take this feeling for granted. Just wish Mahomes could win on the road in the playoffs
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While visiting my aunt, I tried to teach her parrot to say "M-I-Z." Instead it appears I've left him with an existential crisis. Welcome to Mizzou fandom.