I tend to think that people with two butts are more attractive. Of course, I'm bi-assed.

#ivoted #igotstickers instagram.com/p/Bp3d7BcgdkL/…

Reflecting on 90 years of #mickeymouse @ Disneyland instagram.com/p/BqWqpg3g9Nb/…

Bear with me. instagram.com/p/BrXHs0HgQGa/…

To the up-and-coming time traveler: "Where do you see yourself five years ago?"

Do not invest in any company claiming to fund a Happy Days reboot! It's a classic Fonzie scheme.

Streisand on Hitler: "You can say 'genocide,' but those Jews....they were thrilled to be there....so it didn’t kill them. Oh, wait..."

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If you’re looking for a tennis opponent, I’m your guy! I’m staunchly anti-tennis.

Just found out that #JoJoSiwa is not a #StarWars character.

Heinzsight is 57/57.

Fun Halloween sketch Lil Devil in rehearsal for a MOHO Show in 2014. Written by Andy Gach, featuring #FredWillard, Mitchell Roché and Anna Mathias #halloween2021

It’s 2022, people - can we PLEASE stop selling clothes by sexual orientation??

Gas prices are expected to soar to $7 a gallon this month. April fuels!

I'm addicted to cold turkey and don't know how to quit.

I just sneezed. #blessed

I'm starting a new fitness regimen: CroissantFit®

Why don't I have any friends? Asking for a friend.

Top 9 #StarWars movies: 1) Star Wars Holiday Special 2) Star Wars Holiday Special 3) Star Wars Holiday Special 4) Star Wars Holiday Special 5) Star Wars Holiday Special 6) Star Wars Holiday Special 7) Star Wars Holiday Special 8) The Phantom Menace 9) Star Wars Holiday Special

If I was forced to climb either a greased pole or a set of rungs between two vertical rails, I would choose the latter.