The good shit

Mama, a thing behind u

HI MAUI we all say in unison

Big dawgs only

Handsomest boy in the world award goes to me

I just had to block two!! c*nservative accounts trying to interact with this account. Reminder, Maui would piss in your shoes! He would not like u! This gay cat account is about love and if you’re out here spreading hate you don’t get to look at Mauis cute face

Skinny Maui isn’t real. He can’t hurt you Skinny Maui:

Why he got so many feet

Cool guy Maui

Pls reply quickly, what kind of bug is this

*looks into the camera the office style* went to the vet for my arthritis. Now I’m high on an opioid

Okay I think this new pain med is really helping the boy. BUT it’s a liquid and he hates it and acts like I’m gonna get him for the rest of the day after. Any advice on how to get him to not act like I’m after him? I give him churu and treats directly after the medicine

“Hey can you help me look at Mauis butthole real quick”

Maui has joined the not pooping enough club that we’ve got going on here lately. Mr. Got his anal glands expressed at the vet this morning

Poop watch update: it was indeed the anal glands. With that, pumpkin, and cat lax all is right with Mauis bowels today

Cat Twitter town needs this

Yet he will not eat his own prescription cat food

Mommey painted a treat jar for Maui,, I’ll be more impressed when the treats are involved

Mommy says I am a goober , yeah

Do u like the shape of me