Everyone shitting on these Strategy tokens and rocking/owning NFTs is a fucking idiot

Someone generated female olympics with AI 🤷‍♂️

Watching my gf get a side of guac at chipotle after my $600,000 perps position just evaporated

Boomers love it when you show up to a meeting with things printed out. Even if not necessary for the meeting.

bitcoin below 100k saylor selling trump is gay epstein is satoshi

Import Venezuelan baddies not Somalis

How dudes with 10 shares of $PLTR be moving knowing that the US is going to acquire Greenland, Cuba, and Iran next

The biggest competitor of Netflix now is the current geopolitix.

Trade offer:

got a buddy who is praying for world war 3 so he can win $390 on polymarket

The future is having 20 different livestreams with 20 different fake AI identities you've created to appeal to 20 different niches of people to sell 1 single product all at the same time. Buckle up!!

devil on my shoulder: you should do another japan trip angel on my shoulder: yeah that would be sick

For quality of life, it is better to err on the side of being an optimist and wrong, rather than a pessimist and right

i’ve made a tragic discovery using clawdbot. there simply aren’t that many tasks in my personal life that are worth automating

The older you get the more you realize that the small talk was big talk and the big talk was small talk

Just realized Dick Cheney isn’t even in the files. He just did all that for the love of the game

Women want you to be rich at age 25 when their dad is broke at age 60.

my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

“We had to buy land because Satan worshipping pedøs run the world”. Gather your friends and family.

I still can’t believe we left Iraq without the oil.