When the train station smells better than outside…

Shout out to the demure woman on the train sipping wine from a bottle through a straw. It’s 5 somewhere my girl.

Ick

I made this point on the latest Views from 314ft episode. If the Yankees are going to spend over $600(!!!) million for Soto, it doesn’t make much competitive sense to stop spending. Part of the reason you do that is to contend. Why spend that much to then have ?s everywhere else?

Having consistent electricity, WiFi, hot water, food, clothing, and housing is such a BLESSING. Never ever take that for granted.

Drink some water you dehydrated Bitch.

Underrated Movie Villain: Peter McCallister - Let’s his brother call Kevin a jerk without any repercussions. Zero backbone. - Forgot to close the garage - When flight landed, could have cared less about forgetting Kevin. Just wanted to get to hotel and relax - Calls losing kids

Guacamole is gonna cost people $87 for their Super Bowl parties.

No Toys R Us, No Blockbuster, No Circuit City, No Yellow Wendy’s, No Shoney’s, No Party City, No McDonald’s Playgrounds, No Sears, No Candy ladies, No Value City, No Nothing!

And this is why we love Colman Domingo 🤣

It’s below freezing and there’s a man walking around with whole his niblet out.

Thankful for Randy Wilkins ‘s ear.

Oh fuck! I'm cryin! 😂😂😂😂😂 "Man's laughter" Turn it up!

This is really cool 🙌

One of the few things I can count on is Goodfellas always being on TV on the weekend.

Second wettest day in NYC history and the streets still smell and look like a public bathroom.

Now every damn time Law & Order come on I'll be up doing this. 😂