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if you have a pet carrier at the airport it’s my right to peek in like who’s that

Only a rapist would blame Ukraine for being attacked by Russia.

Want to understand how Jeffrey Epstein got away with everything? Watch how Andrew Tate is getting away with everything. As long as there are people who crave money and power over morality, there will be Jeffrey Epsteins and Andrew Tates.

pro tip: if you're criticizing Zelensky, you're on the wrong fucking side

goodbye seasonal depression, welcome back crippling anxiety that I’m not making the most of all my daylight hours

I still can't believe 77 million people rebooked on the Titanic.

Pancake Tuesday already. It really creped up on us this year.

Kyle Clifford’s response to being dumped was to rape and murder his ex-girlfriend, and then murder her sister and mother in their own home. Never ask women why they don’t leave.

I don't care what anybody says being financially stable eliminates 95% of your stress

It's a little bit depressing watching the Democrats thinking the game is being played under the old rules.

tern Watching them prepare to fend off a coup that already happened.

James Tate Ok, everyone, get on your Signal app to see if you received the new war plans.

We can’t win anything, can we?

Please don’t season pigeons.

Crazy to think we’re all down here just pissing about.

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.