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A lot of content creators don’t seem to understand what ‘tutorial’ means. That’s not a video of you just doing something super fast without any explanation, text or cues.. 👀

I just ordered thermal second skin clothing so I can withstand the cold winter better and enjoy being outdoor more/longer. Am I.. finally fully integrated in Germany? 😂

I sincerely feel sorry for all the people that apparently discovered pistachio only recently. Also smacking the label ‘Dubai’ on everything containing them in order to make it sound fancy and exclusive is pretentious as fuck. Please stfu and just enjoy these goddamn nuts.

Saw this ad and you know you’re messed up when ‘pony’ first made you assume pony play and wondered wtf this toy is about, rather than thinking of an innocent hair product. 👀

Mijn Braziliaanse man probeerde een Nederlands kinderboekje voor te lezen. Voordat ik het doorhad zat hij dus “Woohzhel and pimp” voor te lezen aan een klein kind 😂😂😂 VEEG ME OP

I’m just super confused with all these young boys dressing like my dad in the 90’s.. I don’t know who told y’all this but that’s def not a good look 👀 (I know I knowwww, they don’t dress for the female gaze. 😂 just my opinion on fashion)

Having moved away from the Netherlands for nearly a decade, I’ve outgrown a few habits here and there. But my autopilot doesn’t lie 😂 I was tired and walked into a bday party last night and congratulated the bday girl with THREE very Dutch birthday kisses LOL 😆 #iykyk

Some dude claims ‘I have a disability because I attract and attach to my problem and not to the solution’ and I need to see some pseudoscience ‘specialist’ to spiritually heal me. Yeah buddy, I probably got a ghost in my leg. 😂

Just woke from a dream where I found a really beautiful and sexy long black lace/transparent gown in a store. I’m mad now that the fucker only exists in a dream and is nowhere to be found in my closet 😡😂

My nerves raging like a rollercoaster ATM. Lots happening & out of my control, which isn’t my strong suit. Surgery soon with intensive rehabilitation, meanwhile applying for bigger apartments because I’ll be taking 2 dogs home from Brazil. Bureaucratic mess. All before August 🤯

Ah look, Timothée ChalameNt is writing me 😂😂😂

Already waiting for 2h to be ‘taken to my room soon’ in the hospital. Empty stomach growling, fucking dehydrated and nervous for what’s to come. Just gimme my bed and get this shit over with please 😒

The curse of being a former gymnastics and dance teacher is that you’re watching someone do some move in a total random setting and you instantly see at least 10 mistakes while others are like WOW! 😂 I’m such a hater and I HATE IT ABOUT MYSELF 😂 I can’t even enjoy Zumba ffs 😬

Me: “I really need to take some time to relax cause I’m exhausted” Also me: “Should find a way to relax faster cause I have loads to do”

Some people are fucking like they’re in a Bas Rutten instructional video 😂