Relative unimportance will never stand in my way 💅🏻

And now I will lose all your respect as we finally learn what I was so frothed up about.

I am ascended.

Pro-tip: change your email avatar to a stock photo of a white lady 👍 #Smartypants (Alexis Rhiannon)

How I will end all arguments and disputes going forward.

EVERYONE SHUT UP IT'S SALAMI TIME

I both love and hate my charcoochie king.

Everything Rekha Shankar does is perfect. One of the funniest people I’ve ever met, I fear. vulture.com/article/rekha-…

Something we aren’t talking about is how this is cute.

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💪🏻 👑 🗳️

I’ve been blocked from The Circle.

I doubt Trump is even watching this, he’d be so bored by all this policy.

Tim Walz: “We’re pro women” JD Vance: “I know a woman, she’s watching, hello woman”

Want to know how to email like a white lady? Here's the full Smartypants presentation from Alexis Rhiannon: youtube.com/watch?v=Uwaj8i…

Okay but THIS IS WHY WE DO IT. #whiteladyemails

in honour of ryan gosling's birthday i'd like to remind y'all that this really happened and that no moment at the oscars is ever gonna be as iconic as this one