Sometimes otherwise good people make bad decisions. And it fucking hurts. And as always - keep your infra in code and use declarative Linux. Don't be a monster.

There's a man wearing a kubernetes shirt at my gym - do I talk to him???

I made this for my coworkers and thought you would all enjoy it.

A year later, and a lot of reflection, I'm doing better-ish. Still hurt, but have had a lot of love and support from family and friends. Made a space that's mine, and had some fun along the way. SF next :) Still believe in love, will just be more careful next time. ❤️

Few things are more upsetting to me than pulling another team's project and being unable to build it because they haven't modeled their dependencies correctly.

Fucking amazing

OH: "I got invited to a Soylent dinner party"

A new hire wrote this in their onboarding blurb: "For the Gen Z in the team: tl;dr; just bussin fr fr no cap." And I don't have a fucking clue what that means.

You did it! You’ve closed all your rings in one week: An attempted assassination, Y2K and a presidential candidate dropout.

Dear lady at the Prague airport at 8:36 am on a Thursday chugging a beer like it's water, I feel you. Love your energy. <3 me.

Features that need to exist: team forced SSO disable so your team can say "take an actual vacation for N days" and there's no choice.

Had a fun crossover between real life and distributed systems failing me. Booked a hotel using Cash + Point using IHG Hotels & Resorts - card charged and points removed from account but no reservation. Activity in account shows the transactions but no reservation. Computers are bad.

This is such a fascinating graph. A frequency drop of 0.15Hz was enough to take down Spain and Portugal.

I have never felt more understood in my entire life - thanks raf notashelf.dev/posts/curse-of…

Test passed Royal Caribbean But also - probs shouldn't test in production

terminally onλine εngineer interviewed a "senior python developer" yesterday when asked about virtual environments he says "I kind of just gave up on them" which, like, isn't a great response for a senior python developer, but also, like, I get it

ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of configuring IAM polices for an enterprise AWS environment

decades of human evolution just for this