You're sooo funny on twitter 😭can I track your ovulation schedule

whatever you do please do not have fun while I’m gone

they should invent crushes but less heart attack inducing

the children yearn for costco pumpkin pie season

ur so funny on twitter can i marry you

birds are not cops

you put the hot in hot pot babygirl

the millennial in me loves a good silly cat gif

i am my funniest on twitter and it’s not an accurate depiction of real life because i do nothing but lie on this app

if you know me irl and follow me on this app AVERT YOUR EYES

looking for someone to give me their chicken nuggets ☹️

whispering compliments in strangers ears and signing off with “xoxo gossip girl”

thinking abt the black sesame rice krispie treats my friend made that one time

keep your ai videos in your pants i don’t wanna see em

long day of being hot and spending money

i want to be a dr so i can have a platypus spy enemy

i love offering things to people. would you like half of this pastry. a grape. do you need me to do anything. can i help. would you like my seat. a cup of tea. a chat. a game. my hand. my prayers

the girls yearn for peony season