If your a person who likes posting reviews, read carefully, they might not be as nice to everybody as they are to you.

I suspect that my attempt to explain Daylight Savings Time to a three year old is not going to result in his sleeping for an extra hour.

Herself was trying to remember the name of some tv show we’d seen awhile back and after groping around came up with Game of Cards. I’d watch it.

I must give up the illusion that I can use the self checkout at the grocery; inevitability some caring young person has to come and sort me out. The fact that I can graph a three act play is no consolation.

Be sure to read my new guide for young marrieds: “There’s a Spouse In My House”.

Final fall update: Done like dinner.

3 yr old just told me he had boat tied pasta for dinner.

City of stratford tech dept. has some ‘splaining to do: map link for x’mas parade on website takes you to the Avon River-in Christchurch New Zealand. Apologies in advance if this MY FAULT.

According to my poll of 3 year olds (1) I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas is clearly the best song for the season.

3 adults and a kid watched this a couple of times this morning. 4 stars. Great cast.

I guess you’re of an age when one of gifts you drop in your spouse’s stocking on Christmas Eve is Aleve Nightime.

I think Tyson’s Cowboyography is the best cowboy album ever; and Old Cheyenne is the best song. Fight me. Not really.

Is it possible that the only consistent theme that can run through a life is “Defeated By Packaging”?

I don't think Premier Ford reads Naomi Klein, but somehow he and whoever serves as his brain has figured out the right wing tactic on their own: never let a good crises go to waste. Perfect application of Disaster Capitalism.

Whether you use an OHIP card instead of a credit card, it’s still a money laundering scheme to transfer millions of public funds into private hands. Sorry. It’s bullshit.

"Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images" How did the penguins get the satellites into space in the first place?

It’s been awhile since I had a Dr. Oetker frozen pizza. I just ate one, and man, it tastes like pandemic.

Got an impromptu call from the boy; after hello I said “did you call because you love us, or did you drive the car into a ditch?” Reply: “Can’t it be both?” Did me in.

It’s that kind of day: warm winds and the garbage cans are rolling down the street.

I offer this to their PR department for free: “Portugal: the Canada of Europe”. You’re welcome.