As a former Universal Studios Hollywood annual passholder, a legit goal of mine is to sub in as Megatron’s voice for just one session at the lower lot Transformers photo-op & razz guests with family friendly Decepticon-themed burns for 15 mins.

O Captain! My Captain!

Come for the story of an unflinchingly loyal fan. Stay for what I can only assume is the very first Master Splinter reference in an ESPN article. A very entertaining glimpse into the passionate, giving, high-octane spirit of Taran Killam

🙏🏻

After a decade away, he returns. Maddest of geniuses and the man who bestowed “I love lamp” upon the 🌎 @SteveCarrell hosts new Saturday Night Live - SNL tomorrow night with 🎶 from the amazing Ella Mai

He’s onto us.

Snagged an Opera Man rose. Tonight was so special. Thank you Adam Sandler #snl

Had fun playing a tool in Little which is now available on digital! Charisma-machine Marsai Martin crushes this movie so hard, it’s ridiculous. She also exec produced it. At her age, I was sitting around in my No Fear tees watching Nicktoons.

Whoever bought that #Joe30330 domain name, get working on an insane, futuristic campaign website from the year 30,330 STAT

Losing my voice the day of the show sucks ass. But writing this Oscar the GROUCH & Joker mashup trailer with Streeter Seidell based on an idea by David Harbour and having @paulbriganti direct it, was good times. #Scram

Favorite backstage moment from last night’s #SNL was the show’s make up wizard Louie Zakarian saying: “I need to go measure Jason Momoa’s nipples” then casually exiting the room.

Love this man.

Canon: Matt Schatt’s first wife Alexandra passed away in a moped accident en route to Smurf-Con 2017 Also canon: No one cares except myself & Streeter Seidell but still...

Written with mad dad Streeter Seidell, directed by Doron Max Hagay & co-starring my actual son in the role of my son! So proud of the boy! He was hoping for a shout out from Troy McGee but hey, can’t win em all. Happy holidays to all the wiggly monsters out there.

#EddieMurphy hosts #SNL tonight.

Come for Slimey the worm’s deleted scene. Stay for seeing some of the many #SNL film dept wizards who pull off the impossible each week and somehow schedule, shoot, edit and in sometimes compose a full score for pretaped sketches in two days.

Ground control to Garrett Reisman! Myself & Streeter Seidell are writing the Space Camp reboot for Disney & have some oddly specific spaceflight questions for a badass astronaut. You’re undoubtedly busy getting Elon to Mars but we figured we’d shoot our shot. DM us, Obi Wan Kenobi...

Dorothy had a point. #SNL is new tonight at its usual time with the first ever #SNLAtHome!

2021 watchin that ball drop tonight like

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