Think of the most liberal, left person you know. I’m miles left of that person.

Are Republicans really this dumb? Why yes, yes they are.

I SELDOM WATCH LOW-RATED "GARBAGEMAN" GREG GUTFELD BUT, WHEN I DO, I MARVEL AT THE FAKE LAUGHTER ON THE SHOW. IT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD “LAUGH MACHINE,” IT’S SO OBNOXIOUS AND DISGUSTING, JUST LIKE HIM, ALWAYS LAUGHING NO MATTER WHAT IS SAID. REAL PATRIOTS HATE IT WHEN FOX (“EDITS THE

WOW!!! MY MAPS (THE BEST MAPS EVER MADE) WILL SOON PASS IN THE GREATEST LEGISLATURE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD (NOT JUST AMERICA). AMERICA CAN THANK ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM) AND TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE — MAGIC MIKE & RAINMAKER ROBERT, WHO LEAD THE LEGISLATURE — TOTAL LEGENDS!!! THESE ARE

Dear bar owner, you can’t put my fine IPA in an Ultra pint glass. 🤬

DON’T MESS WITH CALIFORNIA!

I almost don’t want to play Chess.com puzzles anymore because I like 2222

Thank you for your attention to this matter, Maga morons

Thank you for your attention to this matter, magat idiots.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, Magat morons.

Andrew Painter, Phillies front office on line 1.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, magat morons

Breaking news about Donald Trump #DV1 #DemsUnited

Who pissed off the Wordle creator?

Is a shutdown inning too much to ask?

Hey Travis Kelce, you and Taylor Swift should get married at halftime of the Super Bowl with the @eagles beating your ass 27-0 again.

The Philadelphia Phillies series vs the ‘27 Yankees is not going well.

12 pitches into this Philadelphia Phillies game the ump has missed 4 ball/strike calls. Bring on the robots.

3 things you commonly see in TV/movies that never really happen in real life: 1. Police dipping their finger in drugs and tasting it. 2. Air vents big enough to crawl through. 3. Chess grandmasters being checkmated by surprise. What else you got?

Perfect situation to use the word “jawn” but Biebs is not Philly