Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time.

How are we supposed to fix Afghanistan when we can't even get Florida right?

Jets win that game in regular time of they hadn't suddenly gone ultra-conservative. They had all the momentum. #Jets #BillsvsJets #Bills

I'm not that worked up about the Troy Weaver thing but also, bruh. You're sitting in the stands as the GM of the worst team in franchise history. Did you think you were getting a high five and a butt slap? Hell you're lucky fans still care and still go to games.

Eagles are releasing six-time Pro-Bowl CB Darius Slay, per sources. If he is designated a post-June 1 release, the Eagles will save $4.3 million against the cap.

I just unlocked the "5K" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/OQz4jQ

Just completed a 3.25 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a1zq05q #RunKeeper

I just unlocked the "Warm Up" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/QQkVzc

Just completed a 1.63 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a20i00r #RunKeeper

Time to relax! Fire going in the fireplace, window cracked so we can feel the breeze off the lake (@ Weathervane Inn) 4sq.com/SaBpFb

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wife: That guy is texting and driving! That is so dangerous! me [holding a donut in each hand and steering with my knee]: So dangerous

If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?

"He doesn't watch TV often" I say to my friend, as 2 turns on Disney Junior with no assistance

Hey LT, how has Jay Ajayi not been taken. Am I crazy for thinking the Cards need him #selectionsquare #DraftTown

I just created my own Banana-Gram as part of the #ChiquitaSingOff. Create your own at ChiquitaBananas.com/SingOff

Hey #Vitale'sPizza meet @nowaitapp...you're a perfect match!

#drafttown

Finally the best player in the draft is picked! Jags got a great player. Dunno what Chargers or Cowboys were thinking #DraftTown