There is now an officially licensed Mets 5-Borough Mascot Race onesie, in case you want to be a good parent and raise your child to not be a Bronx Giraffe

Jonah Tong has to be the most hyped Mets pitching prospect since…who? Nolan McLean?

It honestly will not take much at all to make this man the most beloved figure in New York sports

Mets Team Store already has the Jonah Tong jerseys stocked for tonight

I’ve seen enough

Jonah Tong got more run support in his first two MLB innings than Jacob deGrom did in his first four MLB starts

Mets scored three fewer runs tonight than number of years Jonah Tong‘s been alive lmao

Everybody’s focused on either: -Catching the Phillies -Holding off the Reds Am I crazy, or should we also be thinking more about the Mets trying to catch the Cubs? Getting the top wild card/home field for those games wouldn’t be a bad place to land

Just confirming before today’s game: I’m not that kind of Magic Mike #LGM

Remember when Juan Soto was a disinterested, overpaid bust?

Your children’s two favorite entertainers

People who are smarter at breaking down pitchers than me, what exactly has been going on here?

McLean Tong Peterson Holmes Senga Manaea Megill Sproat Diaz Rogers Soto Helsley Stanek Brazoban Raley Devinski Hagenman Waddell No roles. No rules. No labels. Everybody just goes 1-3 IP every day and vibes

Why does the IWC hate Seth Rollins so much? Great worker. Great promo. Great themes. Great gimmicks. Never leaves unless he’s hurt. Always does what’s asked by the story. Also seems like a genuinely good person. Explain 🤷🏻‍♂️

Went to dinner on a first date 5.5 years ago. It has not been a waste of time. Don’t take dating advice from guys who start their tweets with “Bros”

Even Blippi knows something’s going on with the Bronx Giraffe

Off to Spain for some much-needed time with the Mrs., our baby, and some family for this whole Mets road trip Great start in Detroit but big, big bunch of series, so be nice to each other. Won’t be too active on here, but I’ll be lurking

Lost my AirPods before a flight so this is life now

I’ve never been more excited for a LinkedIn notification