this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho he’s still a very very good boy.

Ppl be posting pics of crowded Costcos raggin on the chaos but like bro you’re there too you are the chaos to someone else

that place you bought a mattress from 4 yrs ago, reminding you Via email, that now is the perfect time to practice your Calmness Strategies

Your cat isn’t a “heckin chonker” bro it’s going to die

Looks like I picked the wrong four years to quit sniffing glue.

things trump cares enough about to tweet himself: tv ratings things aides have to tweet about for him: son’s birthday, tragic mass shooting

This is Obama's last chance to institute sharia law and he's doing NOTHING.

76ers white boys dropping dimes #WhiteBballSuccess

Trump Supporter Has Few Backup Scapegoats Ready To Go In Case Crackdown On Immigrants Doesn’t Fix Everything trib.al/FyWrRUH

Don't let people telling you happy Valentine's Day distract you from what day it really is...

Look at this. Check the time stamps. #ParrotInChief

TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days" Me: this

@ang_g_g Angela Smith x.com/nytimes/status…

Maslow's (21st Century) Hierarchy of needs #IFGS2017 Innovate Finance

It is 2703 AD. The world has been ravaged by nuclear warfare. Civilization has fallen. The Kia Rockin' Summer Sales Event is still going on.

SHORTY SLID DOWN THAT MF LIKE SHE HAD CRISCO ON HER CHEEKS😭😭😭😭😭😭 x.com/charles270/sta…

McDonald's McDonald's and it is necessary, I believe, to threaten your customers with some sort of villain, to increase the perceived valueof your food

deploying designers code to production is like the Beatles letting Ringo sing a few you're not really comfortable but there's an obligation