Coach, put me in.

For all you MAGA chucklefucks mocking Gus Walz, the fires of hell are going to be extremely fucking hot, and in the meantime, prepare for America to drag you. I know the cruelty is the point for you, but you’re not getting away with it.

When Liz Cheney walks out tonight with her father, they’ll be a lot of swifties and Beyhives who are going to be really disappointed.

Rick Wilson Ann KKKoulter, Marjorie Three Toes and Lauren Hand Jobert are drowning in front of you. You have one life vest. When you use it for a seat cushion what are you ordering on your pizza?

DJ W on the wheels of steel!”

I win so much money in this scenario

If you tuned in to watch a special performance by a successful black woman with a beautiful voice and amazing prose blow the roof off the United Center in Chicago tonight, well you did. And her name is Kamala Harris.

The fact that so many of you fucking Maga morons can’t pull your heads out of your proverbial asses and understand that the phrase “10/ 10. No notes” is a term of art makes me confident that none of you should breed.

This is a great picture.

Every Taylor Swift ex-boyfriend when a new song comes out…

everyone knows after you open the ark of the covenant you don’t like inside

Dude, I gave at least one thought and asked for a prayer here and there What else do we have to do

[NARRATOR]: "And after the parasite devours all nutrients from its host, it looks for an escape to a new host." #RFKJr #TrumpIsTerrified #BRAINWORMS

So, RFK has dropped out of the race.

JD Vance walking into Mar-a-Lago like

The Electoral College is DEI for rural white folks.

If anybody wants to know why Gen X is mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection that we had to replace with a CD collection that we had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now need a subscription to listen to music.

We had a problem... he's gone... and we couldn't do nothing about it