Me on my way to work, masculinely:

O Barreiro num Benfica “à Benfica” era apanha bolas.

TRUBIN APURA O BENFICA PARA O PLAY-OFF NO ÚLTIMO LANCE. ABSOLUTAMENTE ÉPICO!

Hang it in the Louvre

Hang it in the Louvre.

Vietnam

Morreu oficialmente a Superliga Europeia, que não chegou sequer a nascer.

🚨 José Mourinho on Vinicius Jr: “When it happens in so many stadiums, always with the same, there is something wrong”. “I told Vini: you scored a wonder goal, why did you celebrate like that? Why can’t you celebrate a goal with just the happiness of being a great player?”.

Este gajo é a maior anedota do futebol dos ultimos anos

O fenómeno de ver um macaco e associar automaticamente a uma pessoa negra. Depois os racistas são os outros.

First of all… Happy International Women’s Day

Lamine Yamal is UNREAL. 🤯🇪🇸

it really doesn't get any better than this

Lamine Yamal is the only player in the world who can score a goal, complete 8 successful dribbles, win 12 duels, and create 4 big chances, and yet opposition fans will still praise the full-back he was up against and claim he ‘manhandled’ him 😂

Gozamos muito do António Silva mas vejam com atenção ... valeu 3 pontos ao Benfica

Stop that Taarabt.