𝕙𝕠𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 𝕤𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣 is cancelled. they've owned it for too long already. this summer belongs to everyone 6/10 and below

it's sad knowing that I'll never make another track again because I will never be able to finish this one 😢

finally had enough of Domino's Pizza UK imposing their potato wedgers and garlic frisbee on deals. friendship with dominos ended. now Pizza Hut UK is my best friend 🤝

chris chan did what

Microsoft Windows seXPee

i knew this 3d printer would come in handy

Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp going down has probably saved a lot of lives. People who'd planned on ending it all today won't want people thinking the social media outage pushed them over the edge.

thinking of getting the Ray-Ban tattoo under my eye and wearing lensless frames

i've astutely noticed that a lot of films are adapted from books, but no one ever thinks to write a book based on a film

it's similar because when you do it all weekend you feel like you're wasting your life

Every time I see Gal Gadot trending I get excited for DS9 memes but then it's just some cringe dumbass

what's this name chase & status all about then? is one of them always running after stuff and the other's always posting about it online like "yeah he's still running lmao"

The order of mid-gen Xboxes went: Xbox360 Xbox360 S Xbox360 E XboxOne XboxOne S XboxOne X Missed opportunity that Microsoft never released an 360 X or XboxOne E, as this would have spelt SEX - and this would have been the closest thing to sex for gamers. Thank you, thank you💐

it's pretty intolerant that there isn't an emoji for me to let everyone know that i want to be fucked in the anus. to be clear: i don't actually want to be fucked in the anus, currently, but it feels like a microaggression that it's not an option if the feelings ever do come up

normalise stuffing your own boxers in your mouth while wanking

Elon Musk should divert all his money into a cure for his fat fucking face

if you want to know what your poo smells like just do a fart you don't have to commit to a full poo

the problem is everyone in the crowd thinking it bangs. I'm suggesting mandatory IQ tests to enter clubs

this photographer took pictures of people before and after being told they had diabetes