Just found out (in a job interview) that the slang term “fingerblasting” refers to the act of manual stimulation of the vagina and not, as my shithead nephew led me to believe, the act of typing more than 90 words a minute.

oc please dont steal

Having hip surgery tomorrow. Need someone to come over and empty this every 2 days.... Can pay with Vicodin.

FACT: The new Star Wars trailer captured more magic than the entirety of The Last Jedi.

Ben Affleck as beverages from Dunkin Donuts

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Dear all Americans: Bernie Sanders is not a threat. His campaign is an answer. An answer to economic inequality. An answer to wars (ending them) An answer to unfair healthcare (Medicare for all). He’s only a threat to Billionaires robbing us blind. (And the media) #NotMeUs

Two parties coming up.

I did a podcast with Nick Danger. We talk about touring and music. I also say “like” a lot. youtu.be/opVBxgYdCWI

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Republicans be like, we need to focus on mental illness. Democrats be like, we need stricter gun laws. I’m like, let’s burn this motherfucker to the ground.

Deadliest days in American history: 1. Galveston Hurricane - 8,000 2. Antietam - 3,600 3. 9/11 - 2,977 4. Last Thursday - 2,861 5. Last Wednesday - 2,762 6. Last Tuesday - 2.461 7. Last Friday - 2,439 8. Pearl Harbor - 2,403

The best time ever!

I'm playing Cyberpunk 2077 on a PS5 and it literally looks like a PS3 game. WTF?!

This is bananas!

Remember when our biggest enemy was Russia and we lived in constant fear of WW3? God, I miss those days.

When I take YOUR photo at the Parthenon, you get 5 star treatment. You get high shots/low shots. You get symmetry and asymmetry. Your photo is visually appealing. That's what I do for you When I get MY photo taken at the Parthenon, I get a finger over the lens. What the fuck