Michael Camino (@michaelcamino) 's Twitter Profile
Michael Camino

@michaelcamino

Whiskey enthusiast. Love handle model. Astrophysicist. Bass and acrobatics for @hellcaminos

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calendar_today27-02-2009 05:02:06

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Dan White (@atdanwhite) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just found out (in a job interview) that the slang term “fingerblasting” refers to the act of manual stimulation of the vagina and not, as my shithead nephew led me to believe, the act of typing more than 90 words a minute.

Josh Fox (@joshfoxfilm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear all Americans: Bernie Sanders is not a threat. His campaign is an answer. An answer to economic inequality. An answer to wars (ending them) An answer to unfair healthcare (Medicare for all). He’s only a threat to Billionaires robbing us blind. (And the media) #NotMeUs

Michael Camino (@michaelcamino) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Republicans be like, we need to focus on mental illness. Democrats be like, we need stricter gun laws. I’m like, let’s burn this motherfucker to the ground.

The Lone Actor (@theloneactor) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Deadliest days in American history: 1. Galveston Hurricane - 8,000 2. Antietam - 3,600 3. 9/11 - 2,977 4. Last Thursday - 2,861 5. Last Wednesday - 2,762 6. Last Tuesday - 2.461 7. Last Friday - 2,439 8. Pearl Harbor - 2,403

Michael Camino (@michaelcamino) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I take YOUR photo at the Parthenon, you get 5 star treatment. You get high shots/low shots. You get symmetry and asymmetry. Your photo is visually appealing. That's what I do for you When I get MY photo taken at the Parthenon, I get a finger over the lens. What the fuck