I parked next to a patrol car this morning. 31 years old and I never knew they had hard, plastic backseats..

Leaving this morning and my boyfriend’s son says to me: “I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed..” you’re killing me kid! 😅

My mom and I saved my nieces’ cutest baby outfits! So naturally I’m going to be jinxed with sons..

I met 3 people with my first name this weekend. I did not like it.

I love that it's normalized to ask the name of people's dogs without asking the owner's names. I have enough human names to remember but I have the brain space to fit Mr. Spaghetti.

My dog has escaped my boyfriend’s backyard so many times that people in the neighborhood who we have never seen know my dog by name..

I forgot how much I really loved working 4 days a week.

My niece started preschool this week. All the kids are wearing cute, new school clothes. Then there is Kylie… in a mermaid costume! 🧜🏼‍♀️❤️😅 my girl!

I hate that the laughing reaction is right next to the caring reaction on Facebook statuses! I am going to really mess that up some day..

My boyfriend’s son excuses himself from the table to fart now. 😐😝 I take credit for that little victory! #livingwithboys #outnumbered

Weird things you hear in Walmart: “My daughter in-laws come over and borrow my lingerie.” What?? 🤨😝

Mike told the kids I officially move in tomorrow and I heard them say “yayyy!!” 😭🥰

I hope Betty White greeted bob saget with a cocktail and a hug.

Picking up extra shifts always sounds good until it’s time to work those extra shifts. 😑

That’s repulsive.

I watched Sandlot with the kids last night. It wasn’t as good as I had remembered. I said what I said.

Mike to me: “if you keep putting more flowers in our backyard, it’s going to look like a cemetery..”

If you know, you know.

As a Browns fan… I hope Baker Mayfield looks like a stud today and kicks their ass! 🏈

Since when aren’t poster boards 3/$1? $2.50 for ONE WHITE poster board.. insanity!