Scientists have again landed a spacecraft on a proverbial dime on a planet 40 million miles away that rotates at 241 metres per second. Think I'm gonna trust them on this climate change stuff.

I've been told by a number of people to stop what I am doing and watch this. x.com/OnePerfectShot…

Long story short, today the development team and I came up with a screenplay idea that smartly combines The Mummy franchise (the Brendan Fraser one...the good one), Indiana Jones and Lara Croft.

Take #LiamNeeson out of MIB International and I won't watch it.

The Nationals have a new prospect joining our family. He’ll be coming to bat Summer 2019!

Me: "Hey *Company*, you downgraded my account last week. Why?" *days later* C: "You need to re-enter your account info." Me: "Okay, I already did that. But why did it happen?" C: "Because you needed to re-enter your info." Me: "...but why?" S: "Because you needed to..." And so on

I could watch Michael Parks for hours and hours as Esteban Vihaio. x.com/Elreynetwork/s…

Wasn't going to watch out of disinterest. Now they've given me a more solid reason.

I don't think I will EVER understand all the love I hear for Davinci Resolve. It's nothing but headache and torment for me whenever I use it.

And that's coming from motherfucking Maximus Decimus Meridius.

Happy Valentine’s Day! Now get back to work, everybody. #postchat instagram.com/p/Bt3kqCihyWR/…

Coworker’s cosplaying as my coffee cup. instagram.com/p/Bt8i3ngBUex/…

Hi Adobe, thanks for the crash and losing the last hour of progress (despite autosave being set to 5 min intervals). No, you may not ask me to DM you with more details so you can fix the problem. You never do. This is just to annoy you ever so slightly. Have a good day! #FuckOff

Congratulations to EditorsKeys on 100,000 subscribers! I'm entering their HUGE CREATOR GIVEAWAY! #Editorskeys gleam.io/1rq4v/editors-…

How flying in Canada went from glitz and glamour to cramped misery — and how we can fix it thestar.com/business/how-f…

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Air traveller's best friend: Gabor Lukacs cbc.ca/news/thenation…