One Duran is never enough.

This is Kenneth. He's stuck in a bubble. 10/10 hang in there Kenneth

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Not that anybody asked, but on Mercury, I’m 240 years old, and on Saturn, I’m just 2.

When Flav used to give them girls a clock.

Here we have a doggo who has messed up. He was hoping you wouldn't notice. 11/10 someone help him