Sometimes there’ll be an unidentifiable poop-like substance on my library books but I don’t really care

But you gotta ride it better than a teslaaaaaaaaaa

My high school teacher commented on my Instagram dot com post

Bots are repeating my jokes back to me in the replies to teach me how girls feel

Fat fucking chud senioritis smoking weed at 3:00pm on a Wednesday

So apparently I was smoking weed out of a crack pipe

I’m printing out memes that I make on my student plan of Photoshop to create a beautiful physical archive

Bringing my Chinese popper to the library to work on my Kant paper. It’s 6:45am goodbye Twitter

Lets connect on everything lets be friends everywhere...........

Friends from home staying at my college apartment all week. I leave them sleeping in my bed while I go to class like they r my little baby birds

An elephant 🐘 never forgets

Should i pay $5/year for the stanford encyclopedia of philosophy student membership. Let me know guys

Tweeting this to save the gif idgaf

Standing there with a frown and a cigarette posting pictures of yourself on the internet

Mysterious bruise spanning my calf #WhatThatMeans

This is how it feels to show someone something on my phone and getting a notification from my period app that says some shit like You may be feeling frisky today 😏🤔

Girl lets write an essay that doesnt make sense