Blessings....

Just called my mom's cell phone, she didn't answer so the call went to voice mail and for some reason the voicemail message was in Spanish. Who the hell is por favor??? I already see 2026 is gonna be a long year..🫩

This year is starting off exactly how it's supposed to, and I'm ok with that 👏🏾

Figured I'd get to the gym extra early today to avoid the old people walkin around naked in the locker room.. nope they in here at 6am drinkin coffee with their wee wees out like we at Diddy House. I'm about to start reporting this shit!

The weather people on the news said it's gonna be in the 50s in Philly the next 4 days.. Alexa play Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince "Summertime" 🙌🏽

Wait! It's the 7th already?!?! What happened to the other 6 days? This year over already 🫩

It's really cold in Philly tonight, but this little throw will keep me warm 😏

Free comedy show in University City tonight at 8. I'll be closing out the show a little after 9pm so you got time to get a little tipsy and slide down.👌🏾

Just got to the gym and realized I forgot my headphones. Working out without headphones is like eating spaghetti with a spoon..🫩

Temu selling them Dr. KING sneakers today for like $5. These the Air Birminghams. They come in all Black and have a strong rubber sole for long protest.

Where the fuck is this snow? I need a reason to start drinking.

Not me eatin spicy sweet chili Doritos for breakfast. This snow really gonna fuck my gym progress up.

Miguel coming to Philly Feb 21st. I have 2 shows that night. Might have to make something happen in a different city.

Only in America will you see a commercial for depression meds where at the end of the commercial they tell you one of the side effects of the medicine is suicidal thoughts.. cause that's just what you need. A few suicidal thoughts to go with that depression you're dealing with.

Black people with long middle names always gotta be extra! Like please calm down Mike La'Datavious Carter, I just asked you to put napkins in my bag!!!

I'm at the gym and I see a Black man with a mullet. Not a shag. A mullet. Ain't even know that was possible..... he got a "shullet".

I got like 25hrs to find out what Bad Bunny be sayin' or I'm a be lost tomorrow night. 🫩

I feel like my heat been on since Thanksgiving. That bill startin' to look like a social security number 🫩

I'm probably the only straight male that be in the gym listening to Toni Braxton 🫩

Nah I really be on the treadmill with Toni Braxton "Spanish Guitar" blasting in my earbuds