How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."

Oh like Hitler

1. zohran has been in office for 3 days 2. the fare increase was set in september 3. your husband is a plastic surgeon. you do not ride the bus

best enemies to lovers arc in nhl history <3

working out should be a celebration of what your body can do, not punishment for what you ate.

every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you

If abortion is illegal, men leaving their pregnant partners should be illegal too. If women can't back out from pregnancy then men can't back out from their responsibility as fathers either.

peek = 🫣 peak = 🗻 pique = 👀

If you’re anti-vax and your child catches a completely preventable disease, stay out of the hospital Don’t pretend you suddenly trust doctors or modern medicine now

Petition for the NHL to start letting players film confessionals in the penalty box like it’s The Real Housewives

The Bible was very much not written in English

Perfect

olympic villages lowk need reality tv style confessionals

the US women’s team deserves the same hype as the men’s. They’re an absolute wagon with a brick wall in net.

hard to find the balance between educating yourself on current events and not making yourself so indescribably sad that you can't properly function.

no president next term, america need to b single for a while to focus on herself

Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

I miss the days when I, an average US citizen, could go literal weeks without hearing or even thinking about the United States president.