Sorry I’ve been not responding to texts but this is soooo good

I need the hawk tuah girl to help me lift the curse presently laying waste to me and my loved ones. Oh and the whole world

Grimace’s fabric looks cheap af

My friend brought a girl on a first date to the bar I work at last week… imagine my surprise when I see that same girl bringing a busted matrix version of my friend to the bar last night. The horror when she locked eyes with me

Going to see a specialist in a few days after four weeks of pain and fatigue.. I pray this man heals me otherwise I’ll start putting my faith in god

Can’t wait to see my MAN tonight

Really getting knowledgeable about biofilms

Trying too hard

17 hours until I finally get to see a UROLOGIST 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Can’t wait to die because doctors have been mistreating me for five weeks with a sidesplitting level of incompetency

Do I go see Molly Nilsson or do I stay home bc I’m sick and regret it forever

I made it out in case anyone cares and I’m not sick

brooklyn, DC and philly have officially been rescheduled for march. all tickets will automatically be good for these new dates, otherwise contact your point of purchase for refunds. hoping to reschedule the rest asap but it’s a slow process ♥️

Chappell Roan song is playing in the urologists office waiting room while I wait to get a super sensitive DNA test for my recurrent and complicated UTI ♥️😋😍

Have taken 70 antibiotic pills in the past two months. God is god

God I love living on a planet in a solar system 26,000 lightyears from the galactic center in a galaxy 100,000 lightyears in diameter in a universe with a 46.508 billion lightyear radius

leaving this site after 17 years : ( fuck all the losers in power. if you need my occasional lukewarm takes and updates on what my bf says in his sleep you can follow me on bluesky @ delightfulwoman. bye!