@Dixonia lucky! We're still on 2003 in alberta

Back in #ableg tonite - 7:30 till who knows when? Govt going very late everynite. Tough w. only 2 MLAs. Voters: send reinforcements!

What the Ukrainians are doing is the most heroic goddamn thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

I would prefer to never see a majority government again as it would force parties to work together with each other to accomplish common goals. It would also ensure that parties that embrace the fringe would never have an opportunity to get a majority with a minority of the vote.

THE REFS HATE US! 🤬

No matter what anyone tries to sell you, healthcare is not a business and can never be run like one without violating human rights.

Friendship: texting your pregnant best friend to ask how her uterus is doing.

Neither tongue numbness nor midnight barf sessions can keep us apart, Cinnamon Hearts.

Spoke w/ Jarrett's dad. Good info in this article. If on south side, look closely in yard, shed, bushes, etc. #yeg edmontonjournal.com/news/Edmonton+…

Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious

1/10 Canadians cannot afford prescription drugs and will end up needing more care putting stress on the system. #abhealth #yeg #ableg

YOU GET A BIKE LANE! AND YOU GET A BIKE LANE! EVERYBODY GETS A BIKE LANE! tinyurl.com/pvr6qwd #yycvote #yegvote

Oh, Canada. Even our graffiti is polite. "@Canucklehead_ca Canadians have finally reached 'peak rage' ... pic.x.com/rFez7FKcj8"

"Prince of the United Kingdom" - most boss occupation ever. x.com/kensingtonroya…

If you like having a health care system paid for by government, you can't complain about socialism creeping in from Saskatchewan. #abvote

I once challenged @RealDonaldTrump's ratings & he tweeted me in 15 minutes. It took him 3 days to say the KKK is bad. Sorry, it's too late.

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” – Yoda So let's choose ❤️&💪🏾 over fear #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #StarWarsDay