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"I didn’t know he was Orange until a number of years ago, when he happened to turn Orange. I respect either one, but he obviously doesn’t because all of a sudden he made a turn and he went – he became an Orange person. I think somebody should look into that." 🍊

Matilda is having a Moment

It’s not about protecting women. Or sport. It’s about something else. #OlympicGames #boxing #WomensBoxing

Must say, I'm not a huge fan of the archaic ceremonial stuff but these troopers do a bloody good job for the tourist industry and public relations. Gently and safely moving the horse in for a better shot. What a beautiful moment.

Please watch this, but far more crucially, convince your baby boomer ABC viewing parents to watch this. (I have absolutely nothing to do with this show other than it's exactly the sort of thing I would love to see thrive on the national broadcaster.) theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/a…

My goodness, the things you can do with 90% Luck. Wordle 1,155 2/6 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

We are not leaving until it’s over. Best thing I’ve seen ever! #DNC

The more things change… #bangamblingadvertising

Count us in. #CensusAU #lgbti #auspol

theguardian.com/world/article/… #MyVoiceIsNotForbidden

Can we start a petition to make "Angry Magpie" an official emoji, Apple ? Asking for a friend...

This is Frank. He has to wait outside during pizza night. Can't imagine why. 12/10

Tasmania, Really? 😆

"This next song is about the complexities of trust and betrayal and it's called 'Why Is My Fucking Bowl Still Empty, Janice'"

Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

Janey Godley wants you to remember her famous quote as she battling health at a hospice.

This really reads like the universe is being a big dramatic bitch about it.

Hello, I'm heading over to bluesky. See you there.