"I'm here live. I'm not a cat." A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off. This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

Creating a food empire off of insulting people to stay relevant? Real original, Gordon. #NationalRoastDay

Pabst Blue Ribbon I wish the people who brewed the beer tried as hard as the people who drink it. #NationalRoastDay

Iykyk. This is literally perfect meme usage.

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I quit my job, and of course the first thing I needed to do was MAKE A SLIDE ABOUT MY TIME OFF. I can explain though. Here are some words I wrote about what I'm doing: lnkd.in/gSFEZwR

Did everyone else know this was happening to Britney and Megan in real time? Because I didn't until the documentary/interview, and like WOW.

Quality public service. Thanks JJ.

I’ve been thinking of coming back to Twitter after like a 4ish year hiatus, since you know, watching the dumpster fire burn gets kinda exhausting. So, #pepperoni 🍕was a trending topic yesterday. Feels safe to come back?

Movies with full orchestral music always hit me right in the nostalgia

After spending hours online, I realize I have no idea how to freshen up my wardrobe... Like, is leisurewear acceptable for all occasions now or do I still need real pants at some point?

So I was rewatching The NeverEnding Story, and this is Artax the horse drowning in the “Swamp of Sadness” because sorrow is like quicksand that’s keeping him stuck. Guess we WERE taught about depression in the 80s after all 🤯??

I rewatched ACCEPTED with Dax Shepard right after I watched Operation Varsity Blues and it hits different.

Apartment hunting in LA makes me want to throw up. It’s either $3400 for a nice and new tiny box OR $1600 for a large (brown) carpeted place that has been ignored since the 70s with no parking no AC and no laundry on site.