So everyone has ideas for DBD chapters but what we really need is a Running Man (1987) survivor pack with Ben Richards as the survivor and a legendary Dynamo skin for the Doctor. @ me Dead by Daylight !

I hope the guy who got kicked out of the St Louis CITY SC match for wearing a make America great again sues their balls to the wall, and I would say the same thing if someone got kicked out for wearing a Harris/Walz hat. This type of shit is unacceptable regardless of party.

Watching "Heavy Metal" because my sleep schedule is a mess. Forgot how much nostagia this woulod hit me with.

I gotta keep an eye out for a Jimmy Vesey Avalanche jersey. Shame he had to sign in the Swiss League but since I plan on taking my wife to a few games I can rep JV with some pride.

Don't forget- the show is tonight! First Monday night show! Midnite🎙Mike

Just wanna give a shout out to all the people I hang out with on the Midnite🎙Mike including Sean Thomas Christopher Honest Abe, Dr Ocho Mike and all the viewers. Football is almost here and we’re here for it!

Wow. This year's sideline gear is bland, trite, and complete booty cheeks.

Jet fans are never going to be taken seriously until we stop giving a fuck about what other teams say or do. Who fucking cares if retired Tom Brady pops off. This team won five fucking games last season and will win five this season. Let’s clean up our own yard and shut up.

There's that first flag of the game on the Jets

My family wants to play Lorcana. I promptly whip their asses because I'm me. My wife:

We really need to start treating @shaq like the national treasure that he is.

The amount of "Everything has changed!" from Jets content creators after one game is ridiculous. This team still has a very good chance of being winless at the bye week. I want them to be good but put the Kool Aid down and get your ass off your shoulders. Lots of work to be done.

Coming soon: Aqua Teen Rewind with Thomas Christopher and myself. Midnite🎙Mike is blocked before it even airs. *Note: I did not check with anyone before making this announcement.

The teenager has started calling me "old man" but when I asked her if she thought I couldn't put fifteen of her friends through the nearest wall she seemed stumped. Weird.

If this is true, this is the best thing ever.

My parents didn’t leave me anything so yours shouldn’t either. That’s what he’s saying.

Jesus, I could almost cram all the dogshit football takes on here into the grand canyon. Seriously, you don't have to make sure to tell everyone you're retarded.

Was Rorschach.

I would correct this and say ANY protest blocking the street. I don't give a fuck about your politics, I have to go to work.

Stand up for children.